Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Famous Quotes

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Famous Quotes

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
~Author : Dr Laura Schlessinger Inspirational Sayings

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation.
~Author : Bertrand Russell Nice Quotes

Conditions for creativity are to be puzzled to concentrate to accept conflict and tension to be born everyday to feel a sense of self.
~Author : Erich Fromm Great Sayings

Did is a word of achievement Won't is a word of defeat Might is a word of bereavement Can't is a word of defeat Ought is a word of duty Try is a word each hour Will is a word of beauty Can is a word of power.
~Author : Gerard Hargraves Meaningful Sayings

Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader.
~Author : Tacitus Wise Quotes

My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.'
~Author : Helen Hayes Motivational Sayings

Time as he grows old teaches all things.
~Author : Aeschylus Prometheus Bound Famous Quotes

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
~Author : Henry Ford Inspirational Sayings

I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important than how others saw me.
~Author : Anwar elSadat Nice Quotes

She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
~Author : Faith Sullivan Great Sayings

The time has come for all good men to rise above principle.
~Author : Huey Long Meaningful Sayings

Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts.
~Author : Blaise Pascal Wise Quotes

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education.
~Author : Chuangtzu Motivational Sayings

It seems to me the book has not just aesthetic values-- the charming little clothy box of the thing, the smell of the glue, even the print, which has its own beauty. But there's something about the sensation of ink on paper that is in some sense a thing, a phenomenon rather than an epiphenomenon. I can't break the association of electric trash with the computer screen. Words on the screen give the sense of being just another passing electronic wriggle.
~Author : John Updike Famous Quotes

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
~Author : Elvis Presley Inspirational Sayings

The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not made them so, you have wronged them, No other good they may get can make up for that.
~Author : Charles Buxton Nice Quotes

What the people want is very simple. They want an America as good as its promise.
~Author : Barbara Charline Jordan Great Sayings

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Meaningful Sayings

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
~Author : Ellen DeGeneres Wise Quotes

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Motivational Sayings

High expectations are the key to everything.
~Author : Sam Walton Famous Quotes

Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity than straigthforward and simple integrity in another. A knave would rather quarrel with a brother knave than with a fool, but he would rather avoid a quarrel with one honest man than with both. He can combat a fool by management and address, and he can conquer a knave by temptations. But the honest man is neither to be bamboozled nor bribed.
~Author : C C Colton Inspirational Sayings

Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves.
~Author : Mitch Albom The Five People You Meet in Heaven Nice Quotes

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Great Sayings

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
~Author : Mother Theresa Meaningful Sayings

The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Wise Quotes

I love all beauteous things, I seek and adore them God hath no better praise, And man in his hasty days Is honored for them.
~Author : Robert Bridges Motivational Sayings